DAILY DILEMMA: BUSTED ON THE BIG SCREEN!!!

It was all good… until the kiss cam hit. The crowd was smiling, swaying, and living their best concert life — then boom. Up on the jumbotron popped Andy Byron, CEO of Astronomer, getting real cozy with Kristin Cabot, the company’s head of HR. The camera lingered. Chris Martin from Coldplay cracked, “They look like they’re having an affair.” And he wasn’t wrong — because they were.

Kristin covered her face like TMZ just walked in. Andy ducked like he saw his wife in the crowd. The whole stadium laughed, but that jumbotron might’ve just ruined a marriage, a job… and a quarterly bonus. The irony? They work in tech — but couldn’t hide from a stadium cam in 4K.

Now they gotta face the music — and not just from Coldplay. Word is the board of directors want a meeting. Moral of the story? If you’re gonna cheat, maybe don’t do it at a sold-out concert.