1. You Know You’ve Thought All Of These Things While On A Bad Date 2. I Wasted An Outfit On This. I’m Wearing This Again Tomorrow. 3. I Wonder How Many Likes I Got On My Latest Instagram Post? 5. I Bet I Could Take Him, You Know, If It Comes To That 6. I’m Going To Be Single Forever. 8. I Luh You Papi…I Luh You Luh You Luh You Papi. Ugh Why Can’t I Get This Song Out Of My Head?! 11. If He Touches Me, I Will Kill Him. 12. Maybe I’ll Get My BFF To Call Me & Pretend Something Happened… 13. I Hope I Have Some Bacon At Home. I Want Some Bacon Tonight. 14. Can’t Wait To Get Home, Get A Snack & Watch Netflix 15. That’s The Last Time I’ll Let A Man Be A Man–I’m Choosing The Restaurant Next Time. 16. I Wonder If I Can Get Him To Pay For My Cab? 18. Oh You Hate When Women Smoke Pot, Do You? 19. I Should Call My Mom.